Thanks to iOS 9.1, we can now think beyond the eggplant.
Hot Dog
Advantages: A weiner joke is WAY easier to get than an eggplant one.
Suggested use: your buns are irresistible [hot dog]
Thermometer
Advantages: Finally, an accurate phallic silhouette!
Suggested use: getting hot 4 u [thermometer]
Burrito
Advantages: Burritos are universally loved and have nothing but positive connotations.
Suggested use: wanna go to the chipotle in my pants [burrito]
Fountain Pen
Advantages: You'll feel so literary!
Suggested use: i wanna take a look at your hardcover [pen]
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